crum·pet 
/ˈkrʌmpət/ noun
plural crum·pets /ˈkrʌmpət/ noun Brit 1 [count] : a small round bread that has a smooth bottom and holes in the top and that is eaten hot with butter 2 informal + sometimes offensive : a sexually attractive person [noncount] ▪ He's looking for a bit of crumpet. [=he's looking for an attractive woman to have sex with] [count] ▪ Because he is brainy as well as handsome, the actor is often referred to as “the thinking woman's crumpet.”
